Being Attached...

Being attached ain't all that rosy
as most would make it to be...
Believe in that, and you'd probably be very disappointed!
Believe you, me...

Cause'
1) One day you'd realise she ain't as hyped up as you about each other...
You could be as happy as a pup, whereas she'd be just as excited as she would be eating your cooking... assuming you cook like me.... I make Charlie Chaplin look like Jean-Pierre!!!

2) She prefer you in the background...
Okay, this is just phooey! I mean keeping you low profile from parents is one thing, but from friends that's another, bub! Imagine this, if you like the oh-so-special relationship and the person too, wouldn't you be wanting to share the good news?

3) Think she likes kissing? Think again!
Half the time, while you think she's enjoying it as much as you are,
better rethink that again! She's just probably faking it... Like in "When Sally Meets Harry", I mean Meg faked orgasm right there and then in the diner!!! So what's a kiss?


So there.... Points to ponder for all of you sad bastards out there!