Saturday, January 22, 2005

Life's like that...

"How now brown cow?"
That's what my pal Glenn used to say whenever we run into an obstacle... Funny thing is, I still dunno why he said what he said... I mean, have you ever gotten a response from a cow? Okay, you'd probably would have gotten a "Moo...". But what else? Nada....
As if it'll go, "Moo, try shifting the gear... Moo..."

Geez, anyway being a property agent ain't as easy as seems... Now I know better! Used to think that, its all easy-peasy, but not now... You see apart from being the co-ordinator, you have to be a keen listener and really good at picking details, sorta like a CSI agent... Picking up traces of clues, points that he client may accidently divulge. Why? Cause, that's the ammunition for negotiation bro! Bing-bang bada-boom... But it ain't easy, especially with no-one teaching what to look out for and pick up...

Unfortunately, many people think its an easy job... Just like I used to...

You know you've got problems you gotta deal with, and issues you need to settle when you start getting paranoid about your relationship with your other half... For me, its really tough... See, I've got an amazing darling... B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L babe... Lucky me eh? I'm not complaining, but as with most guys they get rather... hmmmm... wats a good word... you know... that lah... Well, one would tend to be a little concerned over her friends... Those of the opp. sex... Especially, when she starts exclaiming how cute or gorgeous they are... I'm no Brad Pitt, but I know where I rank... ANYWAY, sometimes it does kinda make you wonder how much of it are just her fantasies, and how much of it are... you know... that...

I'm coming from experience, when your lady says things like that, there are only a few explanatory scenarios:
1) She really likes the guy = You're fucked! Or kill that sucker!
2) She's just teasing with you = Ooooh... that bitch!
3) She's having eye-candies = Do something, before you're fucked! There is still hope...
4) She wants your attention = Where the hell have you been? Planet Venus??
5) She... well... gulp... "She's lost that loving feeling, and now its gone, gone, gone... wooowoooo"
= Look for a guy called "Hitch" quick... Cause' that's one area I ain't got the slightest clue what to do....

Good nites....










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