What if....

1) Tsunami hit Sunny Singapore?
We Sings would probably be the next Atlantis waiting for the next generation to discover us... Not to mention the only relic we ever had too: "The Fort" @ Katong Park...

2) Singapore had been run by communists?
Hell, we'd be running around singing chinese songs.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What a nightmare! No internet! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We're soooooooo gonna die!!!!

3) My girlfriend was prettier?
Nah... Not possible... Any prettier, the angels up there would be buying cosmetics....

4) I had not been in National Service?
I'd be a millionaire by now... sigh...

5) I was a millionaire?
I'd be typing this blog on my snazzy laptop, onboard my personal jet to the Caribbean for lunch with my sweetie....
(See, I love her so I mention about her... But does she do that? NooOoooo.... Nada... Zilch!)

6) The Third Reich succeeded?
We'll be anticipating for the Fourth, the Fifth... and so on... Its a tradition for those psychomaniacs who wants to take over the world.... The more the merrier they'd say!

7) The sky wasn't blue?
It'll be funny for it to be polka-dotted with pink background yah?

8) This blog was never written?
You'd be saving yourself a few precious minutes...

9) Computers were never invented?
Blogs would be thick tablets of stone inscribed with words that'll take days to complete, hanging from some face of a cliff for all to see...

10) Mothers were not so gossipy?
The world as we know, would be a better place!

11) Girlfriends were not so gossipy?
Hah! Like that would happen! Of course the world would be a more duller place....

12) If SAJC merged with ACJC?
We'd be CASA-JC... A school of casanovas, c-asa wangs & casanos....