How Many People It Takes To Kill A Spider...

.:||Song on repeat : "The Remedy (I Won't Worry)", Jason Mraz||:.

I'm like hooked onto this song!!!
Upbeat tune and I dunno man,
Its just bloody catchy!!!
I just can't stop grooving to the tune...

"I..... I won't worry my life away....."

Something I think I ought to be doing...
"YO J, STOP WORRYING!!!"

Anyway, back to the headlines....
How many you ask?
Let me enlighten you...

3...

yup 3!!!

Method 1:
1 to hold the insecticide to gas the prick.
1 to spot the bugger should it appear.
1 to hold the broom and rolled newpaper in a feeble murder attempt.

Conclusion:
Failed attempt!
The spidey "ham-chi" and hid itself behind a painting.

Method 2:
1 to hold the insecticide to gas the prick.
2 to lift the painting so that Dr. Thrax can toxicate that critter.

Conclusion:
Failed Attempt!
Stupid spidey has toxin suit & is immune to gas!!!

Method 3:
2 to hold painting with 1 holding broom to sweep spidey out.
1 to pour boiling water onto spidey to cook the bugger.

Conclusion:
Failed Attempt!
No hot water.
Too messy... -Glenn that complainer!- *Sigh*

Method 4:
2 to hold painting and give directions.
1 to hold broom to sweep it out and hammer it to smithereens!

Conclusion:
Mission Accomplished!!!!!
Spidey is now officially Splutter!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... MURDER-DEATH-KILL...


Some other ear-friendly tunes:

"Breathe", Michelle Branch
(Ahhhh... She is so chio!!!!)

"First Day of My Life", Bright Eyes
(Nice tune...)